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ONE TASK. THIRTY-SEVEN SIDE QUESTS.

$19.99

This is the one that so many can relate to.

One simple job, but no simple path. Who knew it required a helicopter, a detour sign, flying paperwork, three different clocks, a half-dead coffee, and a to-do list that’s already laughing at you.

Romanticize the chaos, like a toxic lover. It is not a problem, it is an adventure.

For the ones who open a single tab and somehow end up rebuilding their entire life before lunch. For the brains that can’t do “just one thing” without spawning an entire side-quest empire. For anyone who’s ever stood in the middle of the mess, phone in one hand, looking like they’re about to short-circuit. BUt feel really good.

You don’t buy this because it’s funny (even though it is). You buy it because it’s accurate.

Wear it when the world keeps asking why you can’t just focus. Wear it when your brain refuses to stay on the main quest. Wear it as proof that the chaos isn’t a character flaw, it’s the operating system.

Authentic Neurospicy. One task. Thirty-seven side quests. Still here.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

ONE TASK. THIRTY-SEVEN SIDE QUESTS. Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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